Have a seat, Mr. 1%.
We have called you in today to talk about your performance.
As you know, Mr. 1%, here in the world of GOP, we pride ourselves in running our government and our society like a business.
You came to us back in 1980 and you were very persuasive in your presentation about how we can pay you in tax cuts and you assured us that we would be rewarded with a return on our investment that included a surplus of prosperity and jobs. You even had a catchy slogan for it: Trickle down economics.
I've got to hand it to you 1. You certainly can sell. There is no denying that. You could sell snow to an Eskimo. I take that back. No snow left. You could sell sunshine to a Hawaiian.
But here's the thing, 1. Your performance over the last 10 years has been lacking.
Your metric for success is the unemployment rate. That was the deal.
With 25 million out of work, I'm afraid you've failed miserably and we're going to have to let you go.
The security guard behind you will escort you off the premises.
We've taken the liberty of freezing your assets and we will be extracting a refund.
Good luck in you future endeavors.
Don't come to us for a letter of reference.